Boredom at its worst

I'm bored... So instead of doing anything productive, I'll spam the blog with a bunch of random questions.

1. What are you listening to?
The Way I Are by Timbaland ft Keri Hilson (I never realized how perverted that song was until I looked up the lyrics 0.o)

2. Some strange guy is sorting through your refrigerator. What do you say to that?
WTF, man?! That's my cheese!

3. What if I said I could see every website you have an account on through Google?
Google must be better than the CIA! D= We must rid ourselves of this evil.

4. One word: teletubbies.
*runs around in circles screaming like a little girl* DX

5. Do you have an addiction?
No.

6. Why are you denying it?
I'm not.

7. Are you in a twelve step program?
Yes. (1) be born (2) gain trust from people (3) make billions off the stock market (4) hire evil minions.....(12) become supreme ruler of the world... NO! I don't have a twelve-step program!

8. Ole!
Like... the lotion?

9. What do you think of mimes?
EVIL!!!! Evil, I say!

10. If you were stuck on an island and could only have one thing with you, what would it be?
My giant care bear named Phil. -_- No, I'd have a boat. Why does no one ever say that?

11. I say spinach, you say:
Who says that!? Really, who just goes up to you and says "spinach"?

12. Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Actually, I'm team "the-guy-who-almost-hit-bella-with-his-car" I think his name is Mike... But seriously, how epic would it be if he killed her, then Edward went all crazy and killed all the Cullens and people in Forks and then some Vampire Hunter kills him? Now THAT is what I call an ending! XD

13. Do not press your browser's back button with your thumb. Something will happen.
Really?

14. Did you seriously just do that? Loser.
You LIED to me!

15. Finish the sentence: Fangirls aim to...
slowly eat away at my soul.

16. Give me a number between one and ten.
8

17. WRONG!!
What? D'=

18. Are you 18?
No but I'm on question 18.

19. What shampoo do you use?
Herbal Essences and Pantene Restoratives. Why...? *gasp* STALKER! O_O

20. I say Edward, you say:
What the hell is wrong with you?!