So all cliché, silly, terribly written have to start with a character bio first, right?! Oh and I might just make this into multiple journal entries as chapters. ahahaha and I even gave it a title! :u Using a song I enjoy, even (Forgiven, by Within Temptation). ;) Not that I'm making fun of songs as titles (even though most of the stuff I'm writing I hate in fanfiction, song lyrics/titles as story titles do not phase me).
Ahahaha. Let's begin. >:] Just remember I'm not being serious, at all. This isn't how I write :3 I'm doing this for my own entertainment purposes. It's like if you were reading My Immortal, and looked at how horribly written and considered that maybe, possibly, the author was just a troll and in fact much more intelligent and it turns out the story was just a big parody! :v
Quack. (Expect random words. Random Japanese thrown in here and there :) And random anime characters commenting. :3)
Hmm... I can start with a name. I'm going to make this a second person pov story, so... YOU. YOUR NAME! is... uh... um... *gets out list of anime names I've collected over the years with all the names that I liked from different characters* KIMIE! (psh, don't think I just spelled Kimmy weird. It's s'posed to be Japanese-esque, so pronounce it Key-Me-Yay or else!) Kimie Kusunoki.
I, as the narrator, shall be going by the name Kai. Don't question it! It was a silly pen name from when I was 17, you silly goose. Remember I'm being dumb, m'kay? I hate it when authors do most everything I'm about to do! :D
Okie dokie artichokie. Don't make me do a disclaimer statement, okay? Also, YES, I will be doing half of this in... wait for it.... SCRIPT FORMAT! My number one pet peeve in a fanfiction. XD Also, even though I am talking, I am still using
"Kai: fjdskapgewoiapgnoeria quackity quack quack quack" for the purpose of not confusing what I say with other schtuff.
Uryu: You're stupid, Kai.
Toshiro: No kidding.
Kai: That doesn't sound like anything the two of you would say. Yay OOC! And awkward dialogue! :3 Pokeo.
Ichigo: What.. the.. fuck...
Kai: See, it's like I'm having a conversation with myself! :D My boyfriend really will think I'm insane now. Ah, too bad. Though he does know I'm slightly crazy already.
Uryu: It's a wonder you have a boyfriend.
Kai: I know, right?! I'm glad I do at least :3
Toshiro: are you going to start this story or not?
Kai: Oh yeah. I forgot. luls.
So!1!!!!!11one! You. Your name is... wait. What was it again?
Ichigo: Kimie.
Kai: Right. Thank you. :x
Uryu: Notice how all the characters commenting are characters Kai was a crazy fangirl for. -_-
Kai: :D!
Your main interest in this story will be.... *draws a name out of a hat* Sasuke Uchiha!
Ichigo: You don't even like Naruto.
Kai: Fanfiction can make you like any character from any fandom, my dear friend. :P I was totally reading old Sasuke fanfiction.
Ichigo, Toshiro, Uryu:
In this story, you are seventeen years old. You look like this:
*Kawaii!!*
But you wear this on missions (you wear the outfit above when you are on your days off), minus the black thing in the hair on the picture. Hair/face still looks like the picture above.
You are very good friends with Sakura and Naruto, who are now dating. In this story, Sasuke was never "taken" by Orochimaru, etc. So you are a Jounin from the Hidden Cloud Village. You move to Konoha after wandering around the land and living in forests and such because you were banned from the Hidden Cloud Village two years ago for certain reasons. You still wear your forehead protector tied around your belt, which is white and has the symbol of the Hidden Cloud Village on the plate.
You have only been living in the village for two days in an apartment complex. You met Sakura and Naruto when you were moving in. Naruto saw you carrying all of your boxes when he and Sakura were on a date and he offered to help so you let him, even though you were clearly strong enough to move it all on your own.
Kyo (from Samurai Deeper Kyo, silly. Not Furuba :3 Though I do love Furuba): WHOA WHOA WHOA. HOLD UP. Are there even apartments in this world...?
Kai: I dunno. Doesn't matter. It's subject to my changes! :D
Teletubby onion head! ^.^
Kyo: Moving on...
It was your day off from "work." The village had recently employed you to protect it due to your powerful fighting skills. You were sitting at the top of the stairs outside your apartment door. You had been sitting outside in the beautiful sunny weather thinking about how peaceful the town was. You stood up from where you were sitting and began to turn back toward the apartment complex to go back inside when you ran into someone and nearly fell backward down the stairs. Fortunately whomever it was caught you in their strong arms. You looked up and saw a handsome, black-haired, young man dressed in a white button up shirt. The top of the shirt was unbuttoned, leaving only a few buttons at the bottom fastened, and his sleeves were rolled up. You could see his washboard abs through the thin fabric of the shirt. The contour of his face and *especially* his collarbone were... amazing.
The man wore a concerned face.
"I'm sorry. Are you okay??? I should have watched what I was doing," he said apologetically, still holding you even though you had steadied your balance.
Your cheeks tinted a slight pink. "Yes, I'm fine. Don't worry about me." You smiled. "My name is Kimie. Kusunoki Kimie. I just moved here. What is your name?"
"Uchiha Sasuke. Nice to meet you, Kimie. I guess we are neighbors now," he said.
"I guess so." You let an awkward silence pass over the two of you.
"He's so hotttttt ^3^," you thought to yourself.
/end? maybe?/
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I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO DO EVERYTHING I HATE. Though I suppose I could have tried harder to... make it suck. o.O
It is nearly 4am. I am going to finish this later. Good night!111!!!
